Passantino is not the only one who has been disrupted by inconsiderate Brunonians. Many workers claim that they will have to stop their drilling for almost five seconds just so students can get across the sidewalks. “It never stops,” complained foreman Bill Jameson. “I was trying to jackhammer this morning, but there was no way to concentrate while listening to those douchebags walking everywhere. I couldn’t even hear myself think.”

No students could be reached for comments, because they were all trying to sleep or study.