“No one has any respect for the flag anymore,” said Fields, wiping some ketchup off of his red, white, and blue tank top. “Today, the most American day of the year, should be a reminder to everyone of how seriously we need to take our patriotism.”

“The stars and stripes should be protected and revered,” he continued, after taking his turn throwing an American flag themed bean bag in a game of cornhole. “Which is why it’s such a crime to see people talk badly about this nation or kneel during the national anthem. It’s disrespectful and, trust me, I know disrespect when I see it.”

“When you degrade the flag, you degrade the troops,” Fields reported, ignoring the fact that he was currently wearing an American flag patterned pair of underwear.

After the barbecue, Fields was seen mumbling to himself about the disrespectful youth while wiping up a dirty table with an American flag paper towel.