RETRACTION: We’re Sorry For Saying Straight Sex Causes Cancer

Published Friday, October 31st, 2025
Filed under Campus Life

This easily missed editorial oversight, while perhaps permissible for lesser establishments, will not be tolerated by our organization. Our dedicated, full-time, forty-person fact checking team will learn and grow from this gross oversight—but no article can be truly error free. We will do better. And we will NOT pull the article claiming gay sex improves your eyesight.