Ratty Announces New Chocolate And Potato Chip Cookie Potato Chips

Published Friday, May 12th, 2023
Filed under Campus Life

“We’re always looking for new ways to reinvent classic dishes,” stated Vice President of Dining Services Stanley Hoover as he looked for his tall white chef’s hat. “I just saw that we had potato chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate potato chip cookies, but who would want to eat those? That’s why I came up with a plan to grind them all up, create a paste, and slice them into deliciously crispy potato chips. Our meal plan members will love them!"

At press time, the Ratty announced a collaboration between Nick and Linda to create the best chocolate chip chunk cookie.