“I really like it here at Brown, although I’m not super involved in any of the on campus groups,” Harrison reported as he pulled on his purple knee-high boots. “I wrote for the Herald for one semester, but it got to be a big time commitment with homework and everything,” he added as he adjust his split-dyed Sia-esque wig.

“I’m from Somerville, it’s like outside Boston, so the trip here isn’t too bad,” Harrison added as he popped the collar of his floor length armadillo skin trench coat. “I mostly stay on campus, although sometimes I go to Bajas with the boys,” he said with a grin as his dyed green chest hair peeked out from his V-neck feathered jumpsuit. “I guess you could say I get pretty wild sometimes.”

At press time, RISD students were actually proportionally insane to how they dressed.