“Hey this is Daniel from anthropology,” read the 12:37 AM text message, which was the first text you’ve received from Daniel since the beginning of the semester when he asked you how the exam went for you. “How goes it? Everything chugging along?”

“How you been keepin busy?” asked Daniel’s second text message 13 hours later, which was apparently long enough. “We rockin’ and rollin’ or maxin’ and relaxin haha or both i guess haha.”

At press time, Daniel’s motives were unclear but somehow unthreatening.