“Okay, I know it’s fine and it’s her space too, I shouldn’t expect her not to be in here,” Julia stated as her chosen roommate Kendra Williams quietly worked on a pset at her desk. “It’s fine, it just pisses me off.”

“I wasn’t even going to do anything weird, I just wanted to relax and I can’t be in her excruciating presence.” Julia continued as Kendra had the fucking audacity to take off her headphones to ask Julia about her day, “I fucking hate that girl.”

“Whatever, I should be grateful that this bitch is usually not ever really here,” Julia continued despite being really good friends with Kendra. “I hope next year I get a single. Even if it’s a janitor’s closet in Perkins. Anything would be better than this hell I am living in.”

At press time, Julia was pissed that the people who reserved the library room were in the library room.