“Oh, ok, this vacuum isn’t sucking up very much at all,” said vacuum owner Dave Bukowski, picking up thin shreds of paper that the vacuum’s gentle flow had left behind. “That’s alright, I have plenty of time on my hands these days.”
“Ok, yup, looks like the vacuum’s taking it easy today,” Bukowski continued, watching his vacuum struggle to pick up a single potato chip crumb. “I guess I should get comfy.”
“I guess I don’t mind doing a bit of the heavy lifting today,” Bukowski decided, squatting on his floor and scanning for lingering residue to pick out of the carpet. “This little vacuum seems a bit worn out.”
At press time, a bathroom hand dryer was blowing air on its own sweet time.