Strangers pissing in the bathroom at the same time results in a divine sound due to the synching of their pee streams.

“I was just going to the bathroom, and someone else happened to be in there. I didn’t think anything about it at first,” tells Jennifer Grayson, who is unaware that her bladder timing was preordained by a great power in creating sacred noise so beautiful, it seems impossible to be heard by mortal ears. “It was the most spiritual moment in my existence. I know that is what it will sound like when I reach the pearly gates of heaven.”

At press time, the harmony of strangers pooping in a public bathroom plops together like the base of a hellish demon incantation.