“Hey Sport! How are finals going? You studying real hard?” said Gary, blissfully unaware he was interrupting a serious conversation between Harry and his mother. “But don’t study too hard! Make sure to have some fun! But not too much fun, eh?”

“You’re watching the World Cup right? How about them Argentinians!” Gary continued without considering neither Harry nor his Mom was following the World Cup. “You better be rooting for the Croatians though. Our family is 1/16th Austrian and those countries are both in Europe!”

At press time, Gary ignored his ability to independently call his child at any time of the day.