“I was using the 3rd floor Page Robinson bathroom before my 1 PM this past Tuesday,” remembered junior Emma Keller, still rattled by the incident. “I started washing my hands, and then the other stall door opened. It was Professor Voigt.”

Allegedly, Keller was on her way to Voigt’s seminar when the pair crossed paths in the bathroom.

“She nodded at me, ran her hands under the faucet, and said ‘see you in class,’” Keller continued, vowing to avoid this particular bathroom in the future. “I’m not sure I could stay in Professor Voigt’s class if that were to happen again.”

At press time, Keller was attempting to avoid her CAPS therapist in the aisles of CVS.