Report: Stock Market Ticked A Lot Today

Published Friday, March 6th, 2015
Filed under Campus Life

Although the general mood among traders on the floor was that these ticks were not good, some were quite pleased by all of the ticks. “All of my investments were dependent on the market ticking incessantly today,” said Thomas Bloom. “If I didn’t hear all these ticks, I don’t know what I would have done.”

As of press time, all is quiet oh so quiet.