“Oh, she was such a sweet, driven girl. I really loved talking to her and I was always so impressed by how on top of things she was and the kindness she always showed me,” said Wright, unaware that the version of you she knew is long gone and that she wouldn’t even recognize the woman you’ve since become. “Aw, yeah, I bet she’s doing great things.”

At press time your first grade teacher would be appalled by how wrong things can go in 15 years.