Report: You’re A Real Tough Guy, Huh?

Published Friday, October 25th, 2019
Filed under Off Campus

According to eyewitnesses, you’ve got a lotta nerve. Must think you’re pretty damn tough there fella. Ooh, you’re so big and bad and strong. You got the juice. You got the mojo. And you know how to cook it all up into a big ole tough casserole. Because you’re a tough guy, huh? Isn’t that right?

Bet you know how to handle yourself, huh? Big ole tough guy over here. Real tough. Yeah right! You just think you’re the tough as nails, dontcha? You’ve reached Mr. Tough Big Man, please leave a message because he’s being too tough to talk right now. Is that right? Because you’re suuuuuuch a tough guy, huh?

Why I oughtta…