“I knew we were in trouble when we were put into late assignment,” stated Tyler García ’23 as he opened his door, revealing an iron-framed bed in the middle of the room. “I didn’t realize one bed was an option for four people.”
“I’ve heard of Brown converting doubles into triples, and I thought that was the worst-case scenario,” said García as he tried to get into bed without waking his roommates. “Boy, was I wrong. They even make us sleep under one thin, raggedy sheet. It could be worse, though. At least ResLife provided us with old-fashioned sleeping caps and nightshirts for free.”
Upon receiving a good grade on his latest paper, one of García’s roommates leapt out of bed and danced around, marking the first time he’d left the bed all week.