- Most Swag

- Most Likely to Wake Up And It Was All A Dream

- Grubbiest Little Hands

- America’s Funniest Home Video

- Most Distasteful Goon

- Always Tending To The Gardenias

- Master Of The Forge

- Most Likely To Tell Me The Story I Like, You Know The One

- Best Ill-Fated Couple Of LA Dreamers

- Headed Straight To Kansas City

- Most Structurally Compromised Load-Bearing Walls

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- Most Legs

- Most Likely To Meet Their Demise One Foggy Morning At The Hoover Dam

- Worst Brown/RISD Weekly