You’re going to be invited to a lot of holiday parties. Never go over someone’s house empty handed. And never leave empty handed, either. Scan the house, identify what you think they wouldn’t notice is missing, and then take your pick!
Try not to do your shopping too last minute.
Selling: Half a ham sandwich
from lunch yesterday. Has been
refrigerated. Can add mayo for
Seeking: Someone to lock my front
door. I left it open this morning. Please call 555-314-7903.
TUTOR: Will tutor for adding,
subtracting, sports, gardening, gym,
and extra curriculars.
520,000,000 BCE: The eye was proving to be a pretty sick adaptation
450: Atilla the Hun killed everyone in Europe
700 The Vikings pillaged Scandinavia for its valuable snow
1222: The plague killed everyone in Europe
1791: Mozart wrote his last opera but it was total shit
1903: The Wright Brothers conquered their fear of heights
1918: The Influenza Pandemic killed everyone in Europe
1922– Music wasn’t boring anymore.