Sources report that a shitty cartoon desert doesn’t have a lone skull placed in its foreground. “I don’t know how I’m supposed to understand that this desert is a barren, desolate place without an animal skull mixed in with the cacti,” said viewer of the cartoon Murphy Milligan, wondering if the setting depicted was just a sandy parking lot in Las Vegas. “There’s not even a single tumbleweed or heavy-lidded lizard around here. Could this even be called a no-man’s-land? I don’t think so.” At press time, a shitty cartoon valley didn’t even have an echo.