“Jason is so weird. Like no one in my friend group even knows him,” said first-year Gina Taylor, without considering that Jason actually had his own distinct social circle. “Not to be rude or anything, but I don’t think anyone likes him.”

“I saw Jason sitting alone in the Ratty the other day,” Taylor continued, unaware that Jason was just saving a table until his friends got there. “He probably does that every day. What a loser.”

“I bet Jason doesn’t even go out on weekends,” Taylor added, without realizing that Jason just went to different parties with different people. “He seems like such a nerd. I’m glad we’re not friends with him.”

At press time, that terrible song Taylor hated actually sounded really good to someone with different music taste.