Little Girl Just Flat Out Lies To Diary

Published Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Filed under Off Campus

Wilson is somehow only getting better at inventing stories about herself and others in her life. “Today, I got a perfect score on my spelling test,” writes Wilson, lying about such an easily verifiable fact. “My mom made me spend like two hours cleaning my room when all I wanted to do was play with my friends. Then she told me I was her favorite child, which made up for it a bit.”

The end to the deceptions don’t seem to be coming anytime soon as Wilson has just told her diary that “she’s the most honest person in the entire world.”