“It’s like, I feel like they don’t even pay attention to what the student body is interested in,” Ross Wahlrick ’13 was heard saying on a chilly afternoon in mid-October, a full five months before the lineup is expected to be announced.

Witnesses attest that Wahlrick is always quick to list a half-dozen musical acts he feels should have been chosen to perform at Brown’s biggest musical event of the year — the lineup of which is still in consideration by the Brown Concert Agency.

“And the weather is supposed to be terrible. I just don’t know what they were thinking.”

At press time, Wahlrick had somehow already purchased a Spring Weekend ticket six months before they become available online.