“Perhaps I can exchange ‘important’ for ‘paramount’,” Pfeiffer wondered, scratching his head and staring forlornly at his very dry essay. “Or maybe I can really keep them enthralled with ‘exigent’? That might be good, right?”

“The conclusion needs some work too,” continued Pfeiffer, frowning at his underwhelming, three-sentence summation. “Maybe, just maybe — hear me out — I could swap ‘finally’ with ‘Ultimately’? Well… I guess I could if I hadn’t used it at the end of my paragraph, dammit!”

At press time, Pfeiffer was hoping to make things a bit fancier by changing the text from size 11 Arial to size 12 Garamond.