That Bitch Would Take Park Place by Emily, 8-year-old Monopoly Player

Published Friday, December 16th, 2022
Filed under Opinion

Now let me just tell you this Kaitlyn – you’d be lucky to be invited back over for another playdate anytime soon. Because the second this game ends, I’m telling my mom, and I just know she is going to tell your mom. I hope you get grounded, or even worse, your iPad gets taken away. That will show you. That you will show you damn well to never cross me again. And Kaitlyn, if you even think of putting a hotel on Park Place, and god forbid I land on it, I swear our friendship is over – over for good. No sleepovers, no playdates, and no more playing Roblox together. You’ll mean nothing to me – N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

Watch your back, Kaitlyn. Like Monopoly, revenge is a dirty game.