Saddam “Osama bin Laden” Hussein?! Osama “Barack Hussein Obama” bin Laden?!?!?! Barack “Saddam Hussein” Hussein Obama?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

The Fertile Crescent!? The Nile Delta!?!? The Suez Canal?!?1?

Desert sands! People riding on camels! Figs, probably? Hummus, definitely.

Jerusalem; Mecca; Beirut.*

*The Middle East