Turns Out Plague Doctor Actually Really Beautiful After Taking Off Her Mask And Letting Her Hair Down

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023
Filed under Off Campus

“We always just saw her as the ‘nice’ girl who used herbs and roots to rid us of demons inhabiting our body,” explained local peasant Frederick Draught, shocked by how much a giant bird mask and a bun can change a girl’s appearance. “But, it turns out underneath that leather crow mask is a real looker!”

At press time, everyone in the town square was astonished to learn that underneath his cloak, the local executioner has really kind eyes.