Brightandchillydayherein uhhh Boston uhhhh beautifulskies up ahead uhh thoughhh notquiteasbeautifulas mycopilotJoshuahere uhhhh who uhhh stillisntspeakingtomeafterlastnight uhhhh winds at 30milesperhour uhhhhh it’s twentydegreeshereinBoston uhhh sooooo makesuretobundleup.

Uhhhh weee’re experiencing some uhhhh slightturbulence uhhh we’ll getyouthroughitinnotime uhhhhh juuuust enteringacoldfront up here uhh notunlikethecoldfront I’mgettingfromJoshua whoisactingJUSTlikehismother uhhhhhhhh ohjeezlouise I’msorryJoshuayouknow I didn’tmeanthat uhhhhh I uhhh just can’tbear to lose you uhhh.

Uhhh the fastenseatbeltsign is back on ladiesandgentlemen so uhhhhh makesureto uhh buckleupfortheremainderofthetrip uhhhhh and I hopeyou’resittingdownbecauseI’mofficially askingJoshtomakemethehappiestpilotintheseblueskies aaand uhhh takemyhandinmarriage uhhhhhh aaaand please put your seatsandtraytables uhhhhhh intotheuprightposition uhhhh stowaway aallll largecarryonitems undertheseatinfrontofyou uhh.

Froommmmm thisAtlanta-basedflightcrew aaaaaand allofus here at Jetblue uhh we wanna thankyouforflyingwithustoday and uhhhh iiif you’rehoppingtheconnectiontoVegas uhhhh we’d loveforyoutojoinusonourhoneymoonthere and uhhhhh iiiif Boston is your finaldestination uhhhh welcomehome uhh flightcrewprepareforlanding.