Weather Nice Today, Expert Conversationalists Report

Published Friday, December 7th, 2018
Filed under Off Campus

“Thank God the sun finally came out," said Sam Greenfield, an expert in keeping a conservation going, to his friends. "It’s been so nasty these last few days. I mean, it’s still a little chilly in the shade and when the wind picks up, but otherwise it’s a beautiful afternoon.”

Making another stimulating point to his rapt audience, Greenfield noted that one could get away with a light jacket instead of a winter coat today. “Hell, you could even wear just a sweater and be pretty comfortable.”

“It’s supposed to rain tomorrow which sucks, but hey, what can ya do?”