White Man Wiggling Head At Jazz Concert Guesses He Likes Jazz Now

Published Friday, April 19th, 2019
Filed under Sports

“I’ve never really been one to listen to jazz before," Kahn said, still moving his head to the beat. “But man, you should’ve seen me. My head was out of control. I must like this stuff.”

“I’ll definitely check more of this stuff out,” Kahn added, mesmerized by the smooth music. “I feel like it was made for me.”

At press time, Kahn was asking a coworker if they’d ever heard of John Coltrane.