“Yeah, I can’t really study in silence,” stated Kleeper as his eyes drifted away from the anatomy text he was reading and back to his computer screen. “There’s something about background noise that just keeps me focused. I like being really locked in when I’m working, you know?”

“My productivity goes through the roof when I’m listening to something in the background,” claimed Kleeper while he made a video called “TOP 10 WORST GORILLA MISTAKES — I LIVED??” fullscreen on his laptop. “I really know what works for me. I have a flow, and that’s so important for a strong student like myself.”

At press time, Kleeper was one hour into a five minute TikTok break.