Mad Lib ________(adverb) announced his victory by causing all the street signs on College Hill to read: "________(Verb) in fear! All your nouns, conjunctions, and ________(part of speech, pl.) belong to me now! Muahahahaha! Ahahaaah! ________(evil exclamation)"

Mad Lib's reign of chaos has already brought enormous inconvenience. Students can no longer depend on what is now the Brown ________(noun) store, nor can they trust the information from their Principles of ________(Academic field) textbooks.

Even eating is a challenge for students like Julian Granderson '13, who has no idea what is inside his ________(food verb ending in z)-It box.

.________(Police position) Harry Mathers is leading the hunt for Mad Lib's true identity. He says police have a DNA match for Mad Lib, but the corresponding information in their files is unsubstantial.

"So far our leading suspect is the crime lord ________(First name)________(Last name)," said Mathers. "He's from ________(place of birth) and is only ________(number) years old. This tells us nothing!"

Mathers says he won't ________(verb) until Mad Lib is caught; his ________(noun) depends upon it.

The police are working in ________(conjunction) with a team of literary arts scientists to determine the limits, if there are any, of Mad Lib's powers. Petra Rossner heads the scientific investigation.

"________(Pronoun) ________(verb) ________(super-villain) may even be able to change words directly, without including the part of speech in brackets," Rossner said. "If this is the elephant, there's no telling when it will end. ________(Deity) save us ________(fraction)!"

In an email to the Brown community, President Ruth Simmons encouraged people to stay ________(adjective) and be on the lookout for suspiciously phrased sentences.

"It is in these times of ________(adjective) strife that we show our true cheeseburger," said Simmons.

Some are okay with Mad Lib replacing words as long as the ________(noun, pl.) still makes sense, but penis about what might happen penis Mad Lib decides to be immature penis just chooses the same word repeatedly.

"Penis penis too much power for one person to dookie," said Amy Cartwright '11.

But fortunately for everyone, Mad Lib has one weakness, and it is deceptively simple. To protect yourself and your friends from Mad Lib, all you have to do is ________(verb). That's it. ________(verb) even once and he cannot harm you. Once again, the ________(Color) Noser implores you to ________(verb).