Under the username xo2hot2handlexo, Bontette reveals an inside look into her copulatory adventures and rates the men who partake in relations with her on a 1-10 scale. A recent follower explains, "You can tell how long the oral lasts because it's bookended by tweets like 'About 2 take off his pants, wish me luck!!!' and 'Time for him 2 return da favor xoxoxo.'"

Bontette's meteoric rise in followers has been met with a backlash by some students who do not enjoy the tweets. "There's kissing and telling, and then there's this," says Carrie Rhodes '10. "At least she hasn't started uploading Twitpics yet."

Brad Vaughan '11 has also spoken out. "Maybe if she had been looking at my rock hard abs and the sexy faces I was making instead of her phone, she would have scored me higher than a 5," he said.

Despite the opposition, it appears that Bontette's messages will - hold on, wait a second. I think she just updated again. Be right back.