“Yeah um it’s a fragrance I’m calling Scarf Smell,” said Johnny Depp, expecting us to know what that meant. “It is exactly what it sounds like.”

Alright…

Bare with us because we’re trying to figure this out too. We have the same information you do: 1) Depp’s signature fragrance is in partnership with Dior and 2) it’s just something he’s calling Scarf Smell. What is that? That’s where we run up against some real confusion.

“I wanted to represent myself in the most authentic way possible. So I made Scarf Smell,” said Depp before we gave him a blank look. “It’s the smell of scarves. I don’t know how else to explain it.”

Ummmmm okay????