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Sources report that a complicated situation this week was actually the perfect occasion to use the wind chime emoji.
“Something about the scheduling with the lake house, and the second cousins, and Jill’s back surgery–total clusterfuck of a situation to convey over text…” recounted Amanda Silverman, who had received the completely opaque communication in a brand new group chat vaguely named “vacation.” “I was struggling to understand, or know how to react, and then it hit me: Use the wind chime emoji.”
“I’ve lived my whole life not knowing when to use the wind chime emoji, but at that moment, I knew that they perfectly encapsulated the information conveyed,” continued Silverman, who had scrolled for 13 seconds searching for the esoteric, but in this instance perfectly apt, reaction image. “Weird that no one has sent anything new in that chat though. Maybe I stunned them into silence with my insight.”
At press time, Silverman’s visit to the park with her friends was so clamp emoji.
