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Tuesday night’s Sharks versus Cubs little league game was derailed in the bottom of the 2nd inning by what spectators are calling the “cutest little fist fight ever.”
Sources are reporting that just as Jets pitcher, Tommy C., threw what would be the final pitch of the game, Cubs outfielders Mikey J. and Ben B., started throwing truly adorable punches at one another with their tiny fists.
“It has to have been the sweetest little fight I’ve ever witnessed,” cooed Cubs mom, Cindy L. “Ben was trying to beat Mikey with his baseball cap. But there’s no way it could’ve hurt—Ben is so tiny!”
Reports say that most punches from both parties did not make contact on account of both players’ lack of fighting experience and small stature. “Oh my god, Jill, Benny’s kicks are so adorable! He looks just like his dad! We’re having fun!” laughed Jets mother, Betty Chesterfield.
In a decisive new move, Tommy C. held his mitt at arms length and swung wildly in Ben’s general direction. In response, Ben began picking blades of grass and hurling them at Mikey against the wind.
Ultimately, Jets coach, Bill Meyer, stepped in to break up the fight. “This isn’t even hard!” chuckled Bill as he effortlessly pulled the boys apart. “They weigh nothing!”
