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In advance of a party this weekend, Eric Kerman, whose friend group is mainly composed of a large ant colony, was reportedly asking for 100,000 plus ones.
“I would feel bad if I can’t invite a few of the guys over to this party,” said Eric forlornly, while carrying tiny pieces of a goldfish cracker to an anthill a few feet away. “I know guys like Kyle, Derek, Rich, Tom, Simon, Cody R., Calvin, Chuck, Cody U., Mitchell, Devon, Delton, Devlin, Pete, Cody, Steve, Marty, Jimmy, Edward, Mike, Jeb, Harrison, Arthur, Rob, and their ninety nine thousand siblings would just love to come and tear shit up with me. They’re all really looking forward to it, I just gotta get that invite.”
“And the Queen, how could I forget the Queen! Man, I just want to party with my boys, and of course, the colony’s glorious leader. When we go out, we go hard," said Kerman, who has been caught digging tunnels in the front yard at prior events. “There’s a reason we’re the party hill!”
In other news, a man in an all-mathematical-concepts friend group was heard to be asking for a plus or minus the square root of negative one to an upcoming event.
