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Darrell, we need to talk.
I know what you've been doing, and I'm worried. All those $60 cash withdrawals. Late night charges at Taco Bell and IHOP. Nobody eats at IHOP unless they're super fucked up. And do you know the quality of the meat at Taco Bell? They use the stuff that Purina passed over because it didn't meet their quality control standards.
Then there was the paycheck you spent at Stoney McTokerson's Glass Tobacciana Shop. I know what they sell there, and I don't think you need a $300 double percolator bong with an ice chamber, ash catcher, and handblown slide in the shape of Jerry Garcia's head to smoke pipe tobacco.
You even have overdrawn charges at Don Pedro's Candy and Snacks Emporium. At 3 a.m. 3 a.m., Darrell. I've never even heard of this place, let alone any candy store that's open 24/7. I know you're smoking marijuana, and I don't like it.
You tried to hide it from me. You even started using that ATM at the convenience store closer to your dealer. That slut will put out to anybody as long as he or she has three bucks to cover her fee. I felt like you had forgotten about me. But I forgive you, Darrell. I know she didn't mean anything to you.
That was the drug making you do that. That wasn't the Darrell I know.
And I know you're thinking, "It's only a little pot." A little pot, Darrell? There's no such thing as just a little pot. Sure, it might not be habit forming, you might not be able to overdose on it, it might not give you a hangover, and it might make you look cool. It might make your terrible taste in music more pleasing and it might transform your peanut butter and Doritos sandwich into a gourmet meal from the Ritz. It might make you appreciate colors, sound, conversation, movies, and the simple things in life. It might make sex incredible and your sad lonely jerk sessions more palatable. It might make you laugh and have fun, and want to do something "creative" like writing about your feelings or painting a picture. But this is a powerful, powerful drug, Darrell.
I guess what I'm really saying is, can you hook a brother up? My guy's dry and I really need to find a new connect.
