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The Brown Noser

Objects and Other Objects

Published Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Coal to our nation's unflagging locomotive conductors. Keep on chuggin'!

An origami dove to the coxswain of the rowing team. May you continue to find beauty in everything.

Cheese and coconuts to the Neuroscience Department. We are very sorry for your loss.

An unopened can of tuna fish to the Sun-Lab consultants. That oughta do the trick.

A B-boy mixtape to Dean Bergeron. You go, girl!

A Cat Placenta to the memory of Roba Dolce; we remember you.

A loaf of stale bread to Brendan Tyler '11 - so many pigeons, so little time.

A lead piercing to my left nipple.

A Sega Dreamcast to Beyond the Bottle. When the time comes, you'll know what to do with it.

A stick of Burt's Bees lip balm to each member of the Corporation, 'cause c'mon, who are you kidding, guys?

A soggy paper towel to the staff at Lil Jo's. Enjoy this soggy paper towel!

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