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The Brown Noser

Whiny Bitch Roommate Won't Stop Being a Whiny Bitch

Published Friday, November 30th, 2007

Do you know who is a whiny bitch? Quentin Miller '11 is a whiny bitch, say sources. These very same sources agree that Miller should have specified on his roommate form that he did not want to live with a Nightwanderer if he did not want to live with a Nightwanderer. Miller's roommate stated recently that he "should be able to consume aural sustenance whenever I so require, especially after Quentin spends the whole day listening to that Waylon Jennings drivel." Though Stone respects Miller's decision to consort with the Dayrovers, he finds it irritating that Miller awakens screaming and trembling uncontrollably every single time Stone tries to wind down with a little Deadstar Assembly. Said Stone, "Grow a fucking pair."

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