Reliable sources concur: It's on. Garbage men this morning could smell in the air that it was on. Even through the garbage they could smell it. "It's a job," they wearily said, "but more importantly, it's on."
"You suck!" shouted Providence resident Tommy Jones as he threw an empty milk carton at his recently-earned first grade diploma. After a year of grueling spelling tests and times tables, Tommy's dreams of being an astronaut were crushed last Monday when his mother, Carla Jones, placed a dream catcher over his bed.