In an unprecedented turn of events, local Boulder mom Janet Parsons, 48, discovered in the mundane absurdities of everyday life a series of humorous events, all of which warranted retelling to countless eager listeners.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued a statement Wednesday cautioning consumers against Magnum V, a popular new energy drink combining alcohol, caffeine and .11 caliber steel bullets all in one neatly packaged gun-like can.