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The Brown Noser

A.J. Warren

Writer (Retired)

A.J.'s articles

Point/Counterpoint- Are You Really Going to Ask For This Pen Back? vs. Does it Look Like I'm Made of Pens? | Feb 26 2010

Point: Are you really asking for this pen back? It's a typical day in class when suddenly my laptop battery dies. I can't Facebook, G-Chat, or Image Search disturbing things that traumatize the people sittting behind me. Time to bring it back to the 5th grade and resort to some good ol' fashioned doodling.

No, I Won't Watch Your Laptop | Dec 04 2009

It's another late night in the Sciences Library and you're starting to crash. First Year Seminars are really tough, and you have to read a whole two paragraphs about Asian American sexuality in the late 1970's before tomorrow's group final. As your eyes begin close, you realize that it's time to shuffle upstairs and grab a fresh cup of fairly traded coffee.