Hipsters Banned from Faunce House Steps | Mar 08 2007

<b>This article has a BNTV video coming soon!</b><br> In an unprecedented move to maintain the Faunce House steps "hipster-free," the University voted Monday four-to-one to ban the sitting on, hanging around, smoking near, or leaning retro bikes against the Faunce House steps by any person exhibiting styles associated with the hipster subculture. Included in this group are also ironic retros, indie rockers, and anyone who, as the University memo states, "knows what the hell post-modernism actually means."