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Fifth Graders About To Get Turnt To Radioactive | Mar 14 2025

Fifth graders at a local middle school dance are about to get turnt to Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. “LET’S GOOOOOOO!” announced local fifth grader Caiden Stanley as the opening notes of the song blared over the speakers. “This is a bop!" “It’s about to be lit!” Stanley added, hitting a Fortnite dance next to a plastic bowl of pretzels.

Boy With Soccer Ball Inside Of Shirt Announces Pregnancy | Mar 14 2025

Sources from the playground report that a local boy with a soccer ball in his shirt has announced his pregnancy. “Look, everyone! I’m pregnant,” said Tommy L. of Ms. Stahl’s second grade class. “Hahaha look, I’m going to have a baby!” “There is no way Tommy is pregnant,” said Sally M., his desk neighbor, who was starting to wonder who the baby’s other parent could be.

Kids Political Cartoon! | Mar 11 2022

Kid Opinion - The Sun And The Moon Are Married And The Sun Is The Boy And The Moon Is The Girl by Karina, Age 6 | Mar 11 2022

The sun and the moon are married and the sun is the boy and the moon is the girl because the sun is big like boys and the moon is small like girls. The sun and the moon got married on Jupiter one billion years ago and then they went to Florida on vacation and the Earth is their daughter and also the sun comes out during the day because he sleeps at night and the moon comes out at night because it’s her favorite and when we’re driving in the car at night and I look out the window I can see the moon and she follows me because she loves me.

Kid News - Report: We Were Swimming And We Jumped Off A Rock And Ben Saw A Snake! by Gunnar, Age 9 | Mar 11 2022

So we went to the lake and we went in the water and there were fish in the water. And we brought a ball and we played catch in the water and when the ball hit the water it splashed everywhere! We were swimming and we jumped off a rock and Ben saw a snake.

Kid News - Library Book About Art Has Boobs In It by Kyle, Age 11 | Mar 11 2022

If you go to the part of the library where they have books about art there is a book with boobs in it. “You can open it up and look at boobs, like, in the library,” says Griffin who told me about the boobs. “You can look at the boobs together at recess and teachers can’t get mad cause the books are about art and they’re, like from the school library.” Also in the library you can look up penis in the dictionary and also really bad words too and it’s epic.

Kid News - The Best Sandwich Is Turkey And Bread by Maria, Age 8 | Mar 11 2022

The best sandwich is turkey and bread sandwich. This is for three big reasons. The first reason is that turkey is so good. It is the best thing in the world to eat in your sandwich. The second reason is that things that are not turkey don’t taste so good.

Kid Review: The Croods Gets Better Every Time I Watch It! by Louis, Age 6 | Mar 11 2022

The Croods is my favorite movie ever. I watch it every day and it keeps getting better! I like that there’s a mom Crood and a dad Crood and a kid Crood and they live in a cave. I laugh so much when they do things in their cave and when I see the sloth. I watched The Croods last night after I did my homework and it was so good! I’m going to watch it again tonight because it’s my favorite movie. It’s better than Kung Fu Panda 2 which is my second favorite movie.