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The Brown Noser

Alexander Hare

Writer (Retired)

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Confused Student Misinterprets Request for Naked | Dec 04 2009

Cojones was the word at Jo's last Saturday night when an intoxicated student aggressively disrobed in the middle of the grill line, shocking some and arousing others. The peeler was Marc Baldwin '11, who made haste to explain himself after being found passed out in a bush the following morning.

Drug Bust at Brown; Apparently Greenhouse is Used for Something | Apr 24 2009

A major drug bust was made yesterday at the Brown University greenhouse, located just off Lincoln Field. At approximately 10:00 AM, The Department of Public Saftey discovered massive amounts of Cannibas sativa being grown in the greenhouse by Brown student Michael "Ganja" Sanderson '09.