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The Brown Noser

Jonathan Staloff

Writer (Retired)

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Are Shirts Preventing Us From Using Our Nipples As Eyes? | Mar 09 2012

“Ummm, my eyes are up here.” This girl seems to tell me that all the time, even if eyes aren’t the topic of conversation. Obviously you have eyes up there, but there is a reason why men try to look into your nipples. It’s science. Your nipples were eyes once too.