At a press conference earlier today, a representative from Banner announced that the digital class registration system will soon be powered entirely by human bio-energy, the culmination of a three-year, $24 million effort.
The new system draws electricity from vast fields of human beings suspended in a pink, placenta-like goo.
Despite his t-shirt's declaration of "Not Timid," Dennis Butler '09 is actually quite timid, according to his friends and acquaintances.
"Yeah, Dennis wears that shirt a lot," said Hugh Shepherd '09, Butler's Grad Center suitemate and occasional confidante.
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