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The Brown Noser

Oscar Noxon

Writer

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White Men Nod, Continue Walking | Oct 31 2025

This week two white men nodded at one another before continuing to walk to their intended destination. “Hrmph,” said the first man, lowering his eyebrows and jutting his chin with vague but warm familiarity, to which the second white man, reciprocating the unspoken connection, responded, “Mhm.” At press time, one of the white men was questioning whether it was finally time he splurges on that leather jacket.

AI—Study Finds— Actually Really Good For You and Your Brain | Oct 31 2025

AI—a recent study found—is actually very good for you and your brain. “Of course! Let’s dive in! Artificial Intelligence (AI) is actually very good for you,” said the study’s author–[insert name here]–drinking seven gallons of water between each sentence through his human mouth.