In a search for the ultimate ironic statement with which to casually impress his friends, Jonah Epstein '11, hipster, decided to take his ill-advised pretentiousness to "a level above the highest level most people are capable of even comprehending" and sign up for the Brown Football team.
Friends of Preston Anderson '12, who, by the way, just scored a 96 on his math midterm, have reported that the topic of test scores comes up unusually often in conversation with him. Anderson's friend Jared Blay '12, who, if Anderson remembers correctly, only got a 720 on the SAT math section compared to his 760, noticed the steady presence of midterm grades, marks on papers, and both SAT I and II scores in unrelated discussions.
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