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Sources from Brown University confirmed that the newest brownie recipe authored by ChatGPT-4 recommended adding 3 milks, 6/5 eggs, and 8 pounds of ground beef.
“People might doubt it, but if this tech can pass the bar exam, it must know what it’s doing,” said Skylar Monroe ‘26 as he poured 12 cups of baking soda into a mixing bowl that was definitely designed to hold less than 12 cups of baking soda. “Now all I need to do is add √3 tablespoons of cumin, a half-dozen of vanilla, and a Rubik’s Cube, and we should be good to go!”
“Folks always say that cooking is an art, and baking is a science. I’m just trusting the science on this one,” Monroe added, placing his baking tray into an oven preheated to 648.34 degrees Fahrenheit for i – cos(x/3)^4 minutes. “Maybe next I’ll try baking egg tarts!”
At press time, Monroe was dealing with an unrelated case of salmonella.
