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According to reports from grown man Alex Nederberg, his childhood imaginary friend has become so sexy now that they’ve grown up.
“I could hardly recognize her,” said Nederberg, even though his imaginary friend still had the same stripey top hat and vintage bicycle she always had. “She looked fit as a fiddle, a perfect 10. She must’ve been working with her hands or something all these years, she looked incredibly toned, like a supermodel.”
“She looked exactly as I imagined she’d look,” said Nederberg, forgetting that his imaginary friend was created entirely by his own mind. “It was uncanny, like she was straight out of my dreams. I’m still trying to understand how I got so lucky. The same girl I was best friends with as a child, falling right into my lap now? I mean what are the odds? I guess all I can do is be grateful, and treat her with respect. I mean, if I play my cards right, I feel like I could marry that woman.”
At press time, Nederberg’s grandmother’s imaginary husband was still in the physical and mental prime of his life.
